mattwaldosmith: timelordparadise: wearejohnlocked: bandersnatchcuddlebuns: walrus-in-the-tardis: the-grand-story: fandoms-are-anything: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling” Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.   I am done. Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please” i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed  I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY” poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.” no really start with song lyrics Nietzsche wrote ‘A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.’ so I said ‘I don’t possess anyone’s spirit. I’m not a demon.’ and Poe changed not to absolutely! Is this the real vitality?Is this just charming falsehood?“Caught in a landslide”, he growled incoherentlyNo escape from realityOpen your luminous windowsLook up to the skies and beholdI’m just a poor boy, I truly require no sympathyBecause I’m easy voraciously come, easy go“A little high, little low” replied Oliver, “I want some more”Anyway the palpitating air blows, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

mattwaldosmith:

timelordparadise:

wearejohnlocked:

bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”

poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”

no really start with song lyrics

Nietzsche wrote ‘A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.’ so I said ‘I don’t possess anyone’s spirit. I’m not a demon.’ and Poe changed not to absolutely!

Is this the real vitality?
Is this just charming falsehood?
“Caught in a landslide”, he growled incoherently
No escape from reality
Open your luminous windows
Look up to the skies and behold
I’m just a poor boy, I truly require no sympathy
Because I’m easy voraciously come, easy go
“A little high, little low” replied Oliver, “I want some more”
Anyway the palpitating air blows, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour